This is a short and simple comparison of what Malaysians do and Americans don't:
1.
Malaysians: Peel our garlics, crush our garlics, and chop them into tiny pieces.
Americans: Buy packets of freshly, peeled, crushed and chopped garlics.
2.
Malaysians: Rinse our plates, wash our plates with dishwasher, rinse them again, dry them with a cloth, and keep them.
Americans: Just put them in the dish washer and just walk away.
3.
Malaysians: Take wet clothes out from the washing machine to hang outside under the sun to dry.
Americans: Put them in the dryer for one hour.
4.
Malaysians: After clothes are dry, bring them in, probably iron them, fold them neatly and put them into the closet.
Americans: After clothes are dry, bring them out from the dryer, STASH them into the drawer/JUST HANG THEM UP.
5.
Malaysians: When we buy microwavable food e.g. cookies, frozen food, ready-made cakes/pastries/croissant and biscuit doughs, disregard the instructions at the back, and just pop them in to the microwave and ... ... ... after a while, ... "what's that smell???" OHNO!!! the food's burnt!!! ... and there's the huge chunk of charcoal (burnt food) in the supposedly microwavable tupperware (which is now burnt and melted) in the microwave.
"oh ... zai liao lah! au dao bang 3 minutes not 5 minutes!"
Americans: Hmm ... microwavable food? Great! IT's so easy! Just read the instructions ... it says "peel of cover ... pour in water till line, microwave on HIGH for 5-15 minutes." .... ......... *Malaysians say: Wahlao! Read wat stupid instructions??? common sense nia mah! Wait you read dao lai I already eat finish liao loh! hahaha stupid one americans!"
6.
Malaysians: Wanna watch movies??? Just download lah!!! Use utorrent/bitorrent!
Americans: Wanna watch movies??? Let's go to the nearest redbox kiosk to rent the a dollar a night dvds!!!
7.
Malaysians: Want the latest music on hitz fm? Use limewire lah!
Americans: Music? Let's go watch music videos on youtube!!!
8.
Malaysians: Milk, cheese, butter, bread ... hamplang buy. Who cares?
Americans: Milk -- Low fat milk, 5% reduced milk, Regular milk ... Cheese: Lowfat cottage cheese, Honey mustard cream cheese, vegetable cream cheese, blueberry flavor cream cheese ... ... ... Bread: Wheat bread, whole-gran bread, plain bread, Chiabatta bread, Honey wheat bread, rhye bread ... "Take low fat! Look! It says 50% reduced trans fat! ... Take whole-grain bread! It says loaded with vitamins and minerals!" .......................
9.
Malaysians: "Wash your hands before and after meals"
Americans: "Use disinfecting hand wipes to clean your hands"
10.
Malaysians: Need to go to the ATM? Park your car and get down.
Americans: McDonald's drivethru ... pharmacy drivethru ... Caine's chicken drivethru ... ATM??? DRIVETHROUGH!!!
... are Americans stupid or smart? Efficient ? or LAZY??? or ... is that really necessary???
